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I am an amusing entertainer full of myself in a deluded, self-congratulatory way, and here's why.

I have a CD. And I'm recording more every day. One day, I might release them, but until that day, I'm pretty much constantly posting the work online.

Why? Because I'm lazy. And cheap. And firmly believe that one in 200 people actually BUY a physical CD. Maybe they'll buy the music online, but most likely, if it's local music, they'll get it somewhere, somehow for free.

So why not let ME be the one to pirate my music for you? I'm that kind of a giver. I'm awesome.

Oh - and this new website? I'm a web designer. And I've spent the past two years meaning to make a site that's just the greatest thing you've ever seen. And in those two years, so much has happened, I've never updated the previous website. SO screw awesome-looking site. I'm going for a generic site that's going to do a couple of things.

I'm pulling data from an online blog somewhere. Why not. THAT's what it's all about now. And links. And videos and mp3s. Those are all going to be tied to somewhere else, so my site will dynamically update without me having to think, "oh SNAP I forgot to update my own website!"

As I figure out how to add more stuff in here, I'll add it. Most important is the blogging and how to get you to subscribe to my email newsletter without posting my email address online because the spam is insane when you're as huge a national entertainment legend as I am.